something to think about

Q:  How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A:  Unique up on it.

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Q:  How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A:  Tame way.

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Q:  What do you call a thrown stick that won’t come back?

A:  A boomerang.

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Q:  What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

A:  Time to get a new fence.

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Q:  What’s the last thing you take off before you get in bed?

A:  You take your feet off the floor.

 

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17 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. heretherebespiders
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 13:04:54

    Oh oh oh! She’s on the way back!

    How can you tell an elephant’s been in your fridge? There’s footprints in the Jello.

    How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? It paints its toenails red.

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    • lahgitana
      Mar 29, 2012 @ 14:52:51

      Excellent! I still have my Elephant Joke Book from when I was a kid–something my Mom brought me when I was home sick. Apparently, I drove ’em all nuts!

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    • IsobelandCat
      Mar 30, 2012 @ 06:08:03

      UK answer to the fridge question, footprints in the butter. And pink toenails for the cherry tree.
      How do you get four elephants into a mini?
      Two in the front, two in the back.

      Then there were the What do you call …? Jokes too.
      What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
      D(o)ug.

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      • lahgitana
        Mar 30, 2012 @ 07:26:28

        hahahahah! Wonderful Isobel!

        Those “What do you call” jokes have some dicey questions, so I’d better think of the fairly polite ones before I join in!

        Glad to see that elephant jokes are international. I do have to wonder WHY?! <:-D

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      • heretherebespiders
        Mar 30, 2012 @ 11:02:29

        Wow! Those jokes I told are at least 40 years old, if not older! The others my mother told us were ‘the little moron’ jokes – obviously no longer a PC term! But, they were really bad: why did the little moron throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.., etc…

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  2. minlit
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 13:52:00

    What’s the last thing a seagull says before it hits a cliff? Phowaaaaak!!

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  3. Kathryn McCullough
    Mar 29, 2012 @ 15:33:58

    How damn funny! Hope you are feeling okay. What have you been up to?
    Hugs,
    Kathy

    Reply

    • lahgitana
      Mar 29, 2012 @ 19:42:07

      Lying around still. See previous post for ad nauseam description!

      Hope you are well. Reading on the computer screen can still make me woozy, so I’m not here for very long….

      Reply

  4. JustI
    Mar 31, 2012 @ 16:53:16

    Everyone’s long term memory seems to be intact! Now if I could just remember the joke the mailman told me earlier today!?

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    • lahgitana
      Mar 31, 2012 @ 18:09:11

      Yeah, that’s what I’m having a lot of trouble with–short-term memory. Well, OK, also a wee confused long-term, too! >:-D

      If you remember the mailman joke, post it!

      Reply

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